Dumpster fire ornaments (Not doing well)

Hand-Poured Resin Dumpster Fire Ornaments

Celebrate the magic of the season (and the chaos of the year) with these gloriously dramatic, hand-poured resin dumpster fire ornaments. Each tiny dumpster is fully three-dimensional, because nothing says “festive” quite like a miniature catastrophe doing its best.

Behind each dumpster? Oh, just the world gently smoldering in the background. No big deal.

Choose from three distinct styles of fiery flair, each with its own personality disorder level. 

• Go bold with “Not doing well” in lettering that screams what you’ve been whispering.

• Or take the subtle route with soft white or yellow lettering that blends into a shimmering background of silver sparkles—perfect for when you want your ornament to say “I’m fine :)” while very clearly not being fine.

Because humor is a coping mechanism, and honestly? It’s been a year.

Each ornament measures 2¼" around—the perfect size to declare to any holiday visitor, “Yes, I’m decorating, but I’m also emotionally realistic.”